10 Ways to Drive Away Traffic from Your Site
August 30, 2007Have too much traffic to your site? Want to shew-off a good portion of potential readers? Well, it’s actually quite easy. Just follow these tips and you will alienate many people from frequenting your site, myself included. Here we go, just do the following: 1. Include pop-up windows. Even one will do the trick. Have it activate on page load. Most users will have it blocked, but either way, you’ll send them running. 2. Make sure your page loads slowly. Load-up with unoptimized images, include 25 or 30 widgets and set the blog to load 40 or 50 posts. 3. Feature 10 or 15 YouTube videos. Don’t actually add much content to the posts. This will tip off the reader to head to YouTube if they are really interested in videos, or for readers in a controlled environment at work, they won’t see the content anyway. 4. Publish poorly written posts. Since you haven’t spent much time and care in writing your posts, folks won’t spend time reading it. I guess that’s a pretty fair...