And you thought your last cavity search was thorough

You know what\'s really, really sad is how much trouble this tote bag would really, really get you into if you tried to take it onto a plane. Remember the scene in Lily Tomlin\'s "The Search for Intelligent Life in the Universe," where she\'s trying to explain to her "space buddies" the different between a Warhol painting of a soup can and a can of soup? Welcome to a similar search.