I love a good ridiculous lawsuit

Woman Suing Over Starburst Candy Injury Victoria reached for some candy, with results that were less than dandy. The sweets supposed flaw caused pain in her jaw, and proved how dumb we all can be. Somewhere in LA, a man sits in a darkened apartment, the lone dull light in the room emanating from the television. Over the local news he hears this news story. He rises, purposefully, and runs a comb through his hair, which is a tousled, but still stylish. This mustachioed man rolls up his sleeves and heads to the door. "Alright," he says, in a gruff but oddly tender voice, "it's Stossel time." --- I don't think we should label this just another frivolous lawsuit, or the "excessively chewy candy is the new hot coffee" and make a fifteen minute joke out of Victoria McArthur. If anything, Mars should consider this inspiration for a GENIUS ad campaign. Starburst Chews: DANGEROUSLY Chewy! Kids will eat that crap up.